Brett Lawrie Facts

The thought of their team trading away Brett Lawrie is the reason why people in Milwaukee are alcoholics.

December 20, 2012

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Umpire Bill Miller will go into Cooperstown just for the fact that he once had the career highlight of being hit by Brett Lawrie’s helmet.

December 20, 2012

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ESPN’s list of the 100 best baseball players of all time was riddled with typos. For example, they consistently misspelled Brett Lawrie’s name in numbers #1-100.

December 20, 2012

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Confirmed roster for Team Canada in 2013 World Baseball Classic: Joey Votto (1B), Russell Martin (C), Justin Morneau (DH) and Brett Lawrie (3B/SS/2B/LF/CF/RF/P)

December 20, 2012

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There are 50 things in an MLB dugout that Brett Lawrie can use to hit a home run, including the bench, the Gatorade cooler, and the bat boy.

December 20, 2012

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Brett Lawrie once caught a grounder, pulled out his phone, texted “GOT HEEM” to the runner, then made the throw to first base in time to get the out.

December 20, 2012

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The only reason Brett Lawrie isn’t on the Hall of Fame ballot is because Cooperstown plans to open a separate, devoted Hall of Lawrie.

December 20, 2012

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Brett Lawrie went to Quebec City and finished the Red Bull Crashed Ice course in record time. In his sock feet. Going up the hill.

December 20, 2012

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Handsome third baseman Brett Lawrie was born on 1/18/1990. Nine months prior, on 4/16/1989, handsome third baseman Kelly Gruber hit for the cycle. Brett Lawrie is a product of Grubersex.

December 20, 2012

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The residents of Langley, BC still have permanent ringing in their ears from the sound of Brett Lawrie using aluminum bats in Little League.

December 20, 2012

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As a kid playing sandlot baseball, Brett Lawrie hit a ball into the backyard of a dog nicknamed The Beast. Brett casually hopped the fence and got his ball as The Beast whimpered in fear

December 20, 2012

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1990: Brett Lawrie born. 1991: An intimidated and terrified Soviet Union collapses, ending the Cold War.

December 20, 2012

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Kate Upton keeps a photo of Brett Lawrie hidden under her pillow

December 20, 2012

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Translated from the original Korean, the song “Gangnam Style” is just Brett Lawrie’s Wikipedia page

December 20, 2012

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Last year, Brett Lawrie said he might want to try hockey. The NHL’s been locked out in fear ever since

December 20, 2012

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This site details cold, hard facts about Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Brett R. Lawrie: home run-smashing forty-chugging all-Canadian mountain-man, tattoo-sleeve enthusiast, future Hall of Famer and current MVP of our hearts. Unlike some of these so-called "fact" sites, the difference is that Brett Lawrie facts are actually true.

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